Ok!!

Hello, ladies and gentlemen,

Rogues and knaves, aliens and humans

And of course the occasional shoeless unicorn 😏

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*Sigh* Actually I was sick for a bit and that's why the last newsletter was a little sub par. And this one's late! 👻

ANYWAY!! *But lookitlookit! I animated text!!...yes I know the layout's practically illegible I swear I'll get better eventually...*

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PICTURE CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok gang, if you tuned into last newsletter you know the basic drill. But! Here's the next level, we actually get into the rules *dis means don't start skimming over because I said you already heard this...🙀*

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CONTEST RULES:

1. Guess how many hearts and skulls are hidden in the picture above (also guys, even if you don't join the contest please allow me to draw your attention to the choir in the background I'm particularly proud of my choir I love my choir 😇) You should be able to click and enlarge the above pic to look more closely if you don't I've got a bug in my system and need to fix it please tell me 😬

2. You can submit your guess either by slamming the reply button on the bottom of this email (bonus: ability to yell at me on the other side of the email 😉) or by answering the quiz below *FARTHER BELOW and don't scroll ahead!!!*

3. Submissions end February 15: anything goes before then except murder, I need plausible deniability for that 🥰

4. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

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CONTEST PRIZES!!!

For writers:

a. I'll post a synopsis of your story in my newsletter with a link to your site/newsletter/other if available. If you aren't sure what you want your synopsis to sound like I'll personally coach you 🙂

b. Have you guest star our newsletter with an author interview: we'll send you some author-questions you can answer and we'll post it with your penname and bio if you have one (yes I'll coach you through that too...)

c. AND I'll do a collage for one of your characters with completely original art!

d. And. One other thing. But it's a surprise...😼

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For fans:

a. An exclusive author-interview with me and my brother (well..my brother might join, idk, may the odds be ever in your favor 😁): you can submit up to ten author questions and we'll post answers in our next newsletter. If it's too personal I'll say something snarky like Pineapple 🙃

b. A special collage of any of my characters. I'll even sent a list of the Steam and Legends' cast with a quick character summary for you to pick from!

c. Aaaaaand. A surprise...

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Soooo! If that's exciting (you're supposed to say yes...), hop right in and submit!

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Next update will be on February 15 hopefully! Even if you don't enter the contest be sure to join, we'll be having a special exclusive with my brother, Rusted Knight, and a sneak-peek into his area of expertise in our webtoon!

Have fun, live, laugh and hit the reply for absolutely anything except murder, I need plausible deniability there 🙂

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On that note, thank you for your valuable time I probably just wasted

And God bless whether ya like it or not!